| Hello... I am still alive. I am buried under a mass of femmo art assignments, forlorn discussions on anger management and ten rolls of KODAK TRI-X Reversal Film 7266. But I am still alive nevertheless.
Now I'm not going to be one of those bloggers that bitch about their workload or type one sentence along the lines of "Oh, too busy to blog today... oh the humanity!". After all, if people constantly wasted their blogspace on tripe like that, we'd run out of room for apathetic teenage poetry, daily accounts of domestic pet antics and... well... more angsty teenage poetry.
However, I have recently acquired a casual job at a highly capitalist institution (where we have to refer to ourselves as 'team mates' rather than 'employees'), so I'm sure that future entries may drift into the realm of angst... or maybe just general pissedoffness (aside: I'm attempting to make up words like many authors of wacky femmo lit).
Speaking of wackiness... I'm beginning to wonder how readers of this blog spend their free pornweb time. Like the majority of peeps out there, I have a visitor tracker which tells me where you all come from, what ISP and browser you're using, etc. It also tells me what Google searches link to my site, which are sometimes 'ever so fun' to read.
Someone Googled pic of brown paper bag batman mask and somehow WBSYN ranked #1 on the results list:
[Wheelie Bin Syndrome] - new design, but still blatantly ......
As the engine revved, the head reappeared with a brown paper bag. ... have seemingly evolved to throwing garbage bags full of ... shed (which I shall post a pic of one ...
I love it how Google automatically attempts to slot page text into obscure searches. I can't actually remember writing anything about a 'head reappearing with a brown paper bag'. But because my memory is pretty shite, I'll leave that up to one of you guys to spot it in the archives (shouldn't take too long with a browser word-find search). I'll give you a shiny new penny if you do :-)
Someone out there also wants to find a wheelie-bin-making machine (I mean, who doesn't???). Unfortunately, I am also ranked #1 for such a query. I think I may search for such instructions and post them to your right to make it easier for future visitors.
However, a fav of mine would have to be a search for animal fug thin women, which, I am glad to say, WBSYN is ranked as #45 in a long list of Google results. #1 is a site titled Children of the Earth: A History of the Fug. I implore you to visit this page, as it has the ironic by-line 'This Sight is Continuously Evolving', spread over a truly fugly background.
And on that note, I haven't got much to blog today... too busy.
Oh the humanity!
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