| Sometimes when I am not busy checking out what's going on with the music and film scene online, I am either checking emails (which can take hours when I am faced with one of those surveys that you send to all of your friends) or playing games over at Yahoo and the like. However, there comes a time when one's interest in the common tasks wears thin and the fingers begin to wander downwards... To the keys spelling out www.thespark.com of course. Yes I know that their little quizzes are silly and that they are just an excuse to fit in as many poop, fart and fellatio jokes as possible, but damn, they are just so entertaining...especially when you find out from a close friend that they scored above 80% in the 'Slut Test' (I think I got about 2%). I am a sucker for the personality quizzes of course. And with 10,982,577 taken over at the beforementioned site, I guess it's save to say that a lot of people are pretty confused as to how their head works...so much so that they need a good dose of psychological insight spliced with toilet humour to put them at ease :-) According to TheSpark.com's Famous Personality Test, this is me: DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler) Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver. I found this all a tad unnerving, until I moved on to TheSpark.com's Death Test! (as one inevitably does). One of the questions asked me if I was in the sex industry and if I was, could I please email them my personal particulars. Such a question made me remember that these guys were pastey net-types, not Sigmund Freud's long-lost rellies. Then again...I am feeling a tad introverted....... BTW, I am expected to die on November 7, 2049 at the age of 64 years old, so feel free to mark this date in your diaries/personal organisers.
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