| An extract from a MSN Messenger chat session: Anni says: so what are u plans for tonight? going out anywhere? have u heard from those backpacker dudes? Cat Empress says: having a quiet one tonight. went out lastnight to LA's on Caxton st. that place is shit. Cat Empress says: single at the moment. backpacker dude left a couple of weeks ago. and it didn't work with army boy. he's nothing but a g-string thief. Anni says: haha he stole your g-string??? Cat Empress says: yeah dickhead Anni says: lol Cat Empress says: but there was no way I was going to let him get away with it Cat Empress says: i wasn't going to let go. Cat Empress says: I was thinking of writing a false legal notice or notifying his seragent. Anni says: lol Cat Empress says: Exciting stuff. but then, I sent him a txt msg and he reckons he's going to give it back and that I just have to pick it up. he must have known I was a bit psycho hehe Anni says: lol Cat Empress says: so j*** not only wrecked it for himself, but he wrecked it for the rest of the army aswell. army boys are a no go. Cat Empress says: what was i thinking Anni says: bummer. he probably likes to collect them so that he can play dress up later or something. maybe he pins them to the wall, so that he has a wall of g-strings. the wall of fame. Cat Empress says: heheeh. well yeah. that was my first thought . a possible cross-dressing tendency. Cat Empress says: I thought it was suss, so I wasn't going to let the g go in a hurry. Anni says: haha who wouldn't? Cat Empress says: very very suss Cat Empress says: well why should he get a free g-string out of it. he's nothing but a thief, as far as i'm concerned. Anni says: indeed. Anni says: so LAs was crappy ay? Cat Empress says: and, what makes that g so important is that it was sent over to me, especially, from amsterdam. you know, the sex capital of the world...
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